Boomalacka Bulletin #1 - 24 August 2006

Lads,

A little light, lunch-hour reading for you. The STHS 1969 site attracts some interesting mail now and then. Let me share it around, and add one or two remarks.

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S T A Y  I N  T O U C H

Firstly, thanks to everyone who keeps their contact details up to date. The database is always amended at once, but it's still shy of completeness. Have a look at:

http://stephengard.com.au/STHS/housekeeping/adbook.html

... and let me know if there's anyone you have better and further particulars about.

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L E A R N I N G    I T    O F F    P E R R E T T - F A S H I O N

This entertaining enquiry, possibly triggered by a Google search that hit on our STHS 1969 site, arrived here back in June:

Good Afternoon,

My name is Chris Lane and I work for Copyright Agency Limited (CAL).

CAL is a not-for-profit, member based Australian Rights Management company  that has been appointed by the Commonwealth Attorney's General Office to collect and distribute copyright funds.

We represent authors, journalists, visual artists, photographers and publishers as their non exclusive agent to licence the copying of their works to the general community.

I need to get in contact with either Mr Ken Perritt or Mr E Whiting. I believe that they attended Sydney Technical High School back in the 60's.

I would be most grateful if you could provide me with any contact details possible as I need to discuss the possibility of copyright funds payable to these gentleman for works that they authored.

I thank you for your efforts.

Kind Regards,

Chris Lane

Copyright Agency Limited
Tel:  +61 2 9394 7658
Fax: +61 2 9394 7601
Level 14, 233 Castlereagh St
Sydney NSW 2000

I have included the sender's address, in case you too, thought this letter was a hoax. After I'd decided it was genuine, and that this honest researcher had simply found the phrase 'Perrett and Whiting' at STHS '69 and drew some false conclusions, I replied:

Dear Cal,

If either Perrett or his buddy Whiting attended STHS in the 1960s, we students of the time would have heard about it, and beaten them up behind the incinerator after classes. We had their textbooks inflicted upon us when we were in primary school, so I suspect this evil pair were consenting adult text-book writers for some decades before the Sixties began, and probably were students themselves as long ago as the Forties or even the Thirties. Possibly even the Twenties - infamy knows no dawn.

My listing them on my Sydney Tech school reunion website was in the nature of a joke, as I first suspected your letter might be. You could easily track the boys via PLR or ELR if they were still grinding out their awful tomes, or at any rate copping royalties for them. Tried Dominie? Or are they defunct? Teachers may still photocopy pages from these books, but I'd be astonished if the Diabolical Duo remain above ground.

Stephen Gard

PS By the way, if there's anything unclaimed and owing to these boys, maybe I could take it off your hands? I'm already in your system as an author, so it's just a matter of creative book-keeping, isn't it?


To this, Mr Lane did not vouchsafe a reply. The matter appears to be closed, like the career of Mr Perrett, and Mr Whiting. The answers were not in the back, after all.

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I M M E N S E    I M A N T S

You will have followed with avidity the tracking down of Richard Hopkinson, by David Stewart, Class of 1968, but David's interesting follow-up mail needs to be shared:

Thanks a lot Stephen, look forward to seeing you at the reunion! Richard has been found alive and well in Wellington NZ by Graham Leonard! Imants will be amazed.

Deborah, could you please forward this email and the following response to Jenny for Imants when he has time. This is fantastic news.

Richard was also close to Imants over a number of years at STHS and wrote poetry and was interested in history, literature, drama, metaphysics etc. Another lost brother emerges from amongst the dark slippery rocks at the base of Mt Analogue!

My wife and I both greatly enjoyed meeting you at the exhibition last Saturday and listening to your presentation about the artworks that you have curated during the “Meet the artist” session. It is indeed a great credit to you and the gallery. So much effort and time – amazing! Your unique personal approach to the “Imants Tillers -one world many visions” exhibition has certainly revealed a lot of things that have been hidden.

But I personally don’t think Imants suddenly became an artist at any particular or defined point in time and space, but rather that it was in him gradually forming from a very early age like an embryo- probably recognizable during pre-school or earlier as a toddler.

His 1985 Mt Analogue will always be an icon for me and we have completed the jigsaw puzzle to hang in our house. The sheer enjoyment of the family doing the puzzle together as a team but using different techniques was magic! The metaphysical meaning and background of this work is obviously a core theme linking all of Imants’ other more complex work and the significance of connections across time and space are important to me at least in appreciating his later works. I hope others get as much pleasure from seeing the real thing as we did. You can’t just get this from a print.

We also had an enjoyable breakfast with the Tillers family in the gallery café the next morning. We later stood on Black Mountain afterwards on the way home and looked across the terrible Woden Valley and saw that Mt Analogue spoke to us from the distant snow covered hills beyond Lake Cotter. We also think the peace plaque at the main entrance to the tower might warrant mention.

Somehow the Anglo-Saxon god of war, who was also god of the Muse, the head god and the undertaker to the spirit world was at peace with the landscape. Like a scene from the mythic Tolkien novels or a chapter from Tolstoy’s “War and Peace”- so inextricably linked it was quite special but a bond shared by fellow hobbits. Is this not our fate as mere humans to be playthings of a higher purpose seeking a goal we can never attain, or that never ends?

Best wishes
David Stewart
Engineering Manager

David sent a .pdf attachment (available from the National Library of Australia) with the mail below, outlining Imants Tillers' career.

Stephen,

I forgot to mention that you preferably need to understand Reme Daumal’s novel about an imaginary mountain called Mt Analogue, about passing down secret knowledge etc and that Imants’ massive 7 by 3 metre painting? is made up with small detailed canvassboards as a part of his “Book of Power” and this is actually a copy of another painting in the national gallery!

The attachment also gives a clue to understanding by another unrelated artist, but you can look it up (the story behind the painting that is ) yourself on the net under an internet search of Mt Analogue. Imants on one level is playing mind games, yet serious at the same time and making an important statement that turns the art world on its head. I will reveal more later, but never everything!


I also refer you to the NGA website www.nga.gov.au/TILLERS put together by Deborah Hart in the meantime. Warning: this is addictive stuff!

Sorry about all this confusion but as I said this is normal and not unexpected, In fact, many people have said to the gallery they want to go back again and again to appreciate Imants’ art so they are asking for complimentary tickets!!

If you are in Canberra, its well worth a visit.

Best Regards
David

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F A R    F R O M   T H E    M A D D I N G    A L L A W A H

Last Monday, I was sprung - and by a chick!

Howdy

Found your site when doing a google search for my brother... long story.

During the trivia quiz, you mentioned the escape route down the grassy slope into Ethel St.

I lived in Ethel St, right behind the school, from the time of my birth in 1964 until I was married in 1987. At no time was it classed as Allawah. To this day, it is Carlton. Mind you, it's close. Boundary lines run down the centre of Xenia Ave, making one side Carlton, and the other Hurstville, whilst up on Forest Road, the reservoir was the point where Bexley became Hurstville. Which meant Sydney Tech was bounded on one side by Carlton and the other by Bexley, and a literal stones throw from Hurstville.

I remember that in hot weather, we would jump the fence to swim at night, and escape from the dreaded caretaker down a hole in the corner of the fence. Sheer terror of being caught would lend wings to our heels!

My dad and four brothers all attended STH - starting in '52, '71, '72, '74 and '81( I think)

Tracey Foxcroft
Khancoban NSW
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I apologised for my sloppy map-reading, and Tracey replied:

Stephen

Feel free to share the letter. I don't mind at all. Actually, reading back, I sound like I'm telling you off! Not my intention, really.

I attended St George Girls, STH's sister school, so I had the pleasure of attending a few events at STH, the school dances being most memorable for watching boys vomiting in the driveway near the auditorium.

I have fond memories of the school, and the antics that went on there. Most of them were perpetrated by my brothers and I in out of school hours! I can remember one vividly - In the years when fireworks were still allowed, we had a massive roman candle shootout war in the grounds. We bought boxes of 10, 20 and 30 shooters and just let rip at each other. It's a wonder we didn't take an eye out!

There was a one armed WWI veteran that used to live across from us. His house backed onto the school behind the cricket nets, and he had a magnificent Mulberry tree just over his back fence. I wonder if you remember it? It stood there for a long time after the demolition of the house, and in season, we would stuff ourselves silly on the berries. His house was one of the ones bought by the Department [of Education. ed.] to create more land for the school. It was a shame to see all those houses disappear as the families moved away.

 Tracey
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I fixed the site accordingly. And as if this 'F' in urban geography wasn't enough, two days later, I failed spelling AND history:

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I N G E N I O U S L Y   O F F   F O R M

Stephen,

I was bored at work and came across your STHS web-site.

There is something wrong with the following trivia question:
19. The 1964 Sixth Form muck-up day included an ingeneous prank: across the entire face of the auditorium,
celebrants had fixed a message in giant letters made entirely of cigarette packets.
What was the message?


You may realize that in 1964, there were only 5 years of students at high school
(3 Forms heading towards HSC and 2 Years heading for Leaving Certificate)
So if the final year/form/class 'mucked-up' in 1964, it would have been Fifth Year, not Sixth Form.
The second stanza of the school song reminds us of the "Leaving Certificate" that was the final external exam in Fifth Year.

        Forms                        Years
1962        1st                        2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th
1963        1st, 2nd                        3rd, 4th, 5th
1964        1st, 2nd, 3rd                4th, 5th
1965        Ist, 2nd, 3rd, 4th                5th
1966        Ist, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th        5th repeat ?
1967        1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th


Once again I cringed, and Bruce, being one of Us, replied with those Manners That Makyth A Man:

Stephen,

Thanks for your prompt response.

I was a friend of Lawrie Yeomans (older brother of Martyn).

We were at Sydney Tech High from 1961 to 1965 - that's why I remember the Leaving Certificate.

I attended a 1965 class (40 year) reunion at Kogarah Golf Club last September.


I have, again, fixed the site. Ingeniously.

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B A R E F O O T    B O Y S


Can you identify these waifs? Neatest correct entry wins a pair of thongs.

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T H E   G O O D   S H E P H E R D

John Shepherd recently sent me a change of address notice, and added:

...  any old boys feel like a drink (free) then they should drop into my bar/restaurant in Bilpin on the Bells Line of Road. I am there most weekends……behind the bar (not cooking)!!


John Shepherd's Apple Bar.

Wonder if John is prepared for Ian Bosler's entire bikie gang to roar up and breast the bar some Sunday morning, demanding free lemonades? Ian and his crew have already invaded us here at Thirlmere a few times and blatantly consumed latte and pastries in our main street.

Which reminds me....

Was that not Phillip Meade I spied in the main street here at Thirlmere, during last weekend's Steam Museum and Crafts Fair Hoopla and Huzzah? Seated outside the Whistlestop Café, large as life, and twice as natural, and appearing to enjoy himself amidst a crowd of women? If I hadn't been so busy rushing down to Cellarbrations to stock up on Scotch for my mother-in-law's seventieth birthday party (an inescapable fixture), I'd have stopped and said 'Boomalacka' to him. What with Bosler blasting through it, Martin Yeomans flying over it, and now Meade seated steaming himself here, I'm beginning to feel a stranger in my own town.

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This occasional bulletin will appear again when I (we) have something to share. In the meantime, I'm still studying the problem of where to place the apostrophe of possession when using the words 'Imants' and 'Tillers'. Neatest correct entry wins a pair of apostrophes.

Boomlacka,

Stephen Gard, 1E.

Ross Dixon - 9 Jul 2005

Dear Stephen,

Here I am at the office on a quiet Saturday morning to catch up on some work
and I stumble upon the STHS 1969 page. It's been quite a distraction. I was
one of the quieter ones in the year. In looking at the photos I'm not sure
it is the same year. Everyone is a lot older. Since those days I went to
UNSW where I started in a Commerce Degree, then switched to law when the new
law course started up at Uni. Although he probably doesn't realise it Rob
Hodge was partly responsible for my switch!. On graduation I practised in
Inverell for 4 yrs then came to Nowra where I have been since Oct. '80, in a
practice with 3 partners. My greatest accomplishment: 3 great daughters, 2
married and one still at home, and 30yrs of marriage, just celebrated.

My details:

Ross Dixon

From Joe Mascinskas - Wed, 12 Jan 2005

Fantastic to be scanning through and find this website. Have just spent the last 2 hours showing my wife all the information on the site as she has not seen any history of my early years ( married 32 years).  To see some of the faces from so many years ago, some that have not changed that much and some that are unrecognisable. Saddened by the list of those not with us any more especially Randell Pedley whom I remember vividly. The photos of chook cohen and tony pearsal take me back to our primary school days as we grew up only streets away in Hurstville. I think the last time I spoke to those guys was in 1968 when I left school.Since leaving school I have changed my name ( parental divorce blah blah blah) and I am now known as Allen McIntosh but at school my name was Joe Mascinskas. I am currently living on a cattle and forestry property between Casino & Kyogle .

I would certainly like to attend the next reunion and will send more information as I dig some archived items out.
Best regards

Geoff Lanham - Wed, 27 Oct 2004

Stephen

I was at STHS between 1964 and 1967 so remember some of those who finished in 1969. I looked up the site today after a couple of people had mentioned about reunions in other years and the article in Column 8 about the 1956 reunion and John Mason who I know though our sons sailing together. I came to STHS ex Arncliffe Public School which was a bit different than most. In the year ahead of me where two mates from Arncliffe , Ray Dean and Malcolm Kite. I was also mates with Paul Glanville so its disappointed to learn that he is now dead. My contact details are;

Geoff Lanham

Does anyone have any old class photos or year book from the 1964-1967 era. Mine didn’t survive some of the moves.

Regards  

Geoff Lanham

In the Matter of Our Mr Brookes - Sat, 16 Oct 2004

In 2004, this e-mail suddenly arrived from Mr Geoff Brookes:

G'day Stephen

Yes, Geoff Brookes is happy to be found. Jenny, my wife, found your web site through an ex-STHS student, Greg Dunstone.

I started at STHS in 1966, along with Reg Byrne and Bronwyn Marshall (who was on the English staff with Reg). Reg and I were great mates long after STHS, although I lost touch with him a few years ago. Keith Hurst was the Social Sciences master and, in addition to being a keen wielder of the cane, smoked Craven A cork tips through a revolting cigarette holder (he was almost on a par with Fin Cook with the fags).

I remember your year very well. I'll have to check back over my old mark books, but there were some good Commerce and Economics students in it and I recall at least one significant drinking event with some of them after the HSC.Maurice Cohen was one of them and I remember the beard referred to in the trivia quiz, which made him a truly fearsome sight.

The Class of 1969 were a great mob - good blokes who were great fun to teach. I'd be glad to have the chance to meet up with them again if you hold any more reunions.

Regards,

Geoff Brookes

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Mr Brookes came to one of our informal gatherings at the Oatley pub. You can read all about it by clicking here.

2004 Reunion - Some feedback

From: "Derek Lewis"
To:
Subject: STHS 1969 Pages
Date: Mon, 11 Oct 2004 23:20:44 +1000

Stephen,
It's late Monday night...every reunion has been terrific, this last one with the telegrams and balloons ...talk about wild and crazy..I doubt that I can cope with the distance of another 5 years before us guys get together again...geez....given the circumstances (and I'm talkin' big picture) it might be be good for us to meet annually...yep, one day of the year...suggest that we may need a set day and a set venue...it's an idea...probably somwewhere in the city where we can lob in ...no organisation ...too much...take care...it's an idea...we have sometin goin here...cheers...
Derek

Hi To All

Congrats to the organisers Lee and Steve etc on a job well done it was great to catch up with everyone and see how we are all maturing with age like good bottle of wines or was that stale bottles of beer!

Well done and see you at the next one if not before
Graeme Murphy


Stephen,

it was a truly delightful evening,
you're a good man
I'll make sure to use my pull with Jonesie to get the next reunion to fit my
scheule too,

thanks again,
boomalaka, etc
Graeme S

Hi Stephen,

Thanks for organising last night’s reunion.

It’s the first one I’ve been to since the 10 year get-together back in 1979 in Sussex St, City, and I certainly enjoyed seeing all the familiar faces again.

Thanks.
Graham Warn

From: "Jean Price"
To: "Stephen Gard"
Subject: thanks
Date: Sun, 26 Sep 2004 13:39:33 +1000

Hello Stephen,
Thanks for your news and am glad the reunion was another successful one. I've read the email to Norman and he was very interested to see the photo - thank you for keeping him up to date.
Norman came home yesterday for a visit to take part in the AFL GF fun we have here each year. It was all a bit much and after a couple of hours (just before the game started) he wanted to be taken home. It really tired him and he was out of his comfort zone - but at least he had a bit of time with us. He said to me today he realized how he has deteriorated. He is, however happy and that is good.
Thanks again,
Jean Price

The 2004 Reunion - Another Success

Saturday 25 September, St George Rowing Club: another great get-together.

If you couldn't get there, be assured, you were missed, and mentioned. Certainly not forgotten. All the apologies and messages of friendship we had received were read aloud to the group, and they added to the warmth and fellowship of the evening. Trevor White's video of the 1999 reunion played continually; the STHS website, with all its images and anecdotes, was available on a laptop computer; The Year 12 1969 class photo scowled at us from on our placemats.


"Was that us? Way back then? And what was that guy's name, again?"
Left to right: Tony Pearsall, Graeme Murphy, Lee Riding, John Booth,
Graham Sephton, Jeff Camarsh. Back to camera: Mark Eastwood.
Note Bill Gray's balloons in STHS colours!
The food was fine, the beer was cold, the lemon squash was tangy, and the room was awash with affection and laughter. For me, as always, it was like finding another forty brothers I'd forgotten. We are already planning the 2009 reunion, which Tom Jones has volunteered to co-ordinate.

We are at an age when commitments seem to control our every waking moment: kids marrying, parents perhaps leaving us for the last time, in addition to professional demands. It may be hard, at present, to find room for an occasion like this, and choosing a date to suit everyone is close to impossible.

Nonetheless, be assured, the reunion spirit is alive. It seems to me we'll always be there for each other. So, see you at the next one... or the one after.

Stephen Gard
Lee Ecclestone
Organisers
STHS Reunion 2004.

Graeme Sephton - Mon, 09 Feb 2004

Date: Mon, 09 Feb 2004 22:29:44 -0500
From: Graeme Sephton
Subject: A request
To: Stephen G

Dear    Stephen,

In the great STHS tradition of shit-stirring, I am doing my bit over here as you will see below.

For those in Aus concerned about the manipulation and effective control of American opinion via the very suckie corporate media we are submerged in over here, I would offer this somewhat grassroots opportunity to participate.

Check out my web site at www.foiac.org and consider whether you would be willing to write a blurb encouraging our current school "old-boy" network to contribute, and to further circulate this among my old compatriots.  Because of the requirement that non-profits over here are required to be non-partisan, it would be best (less constrained and probably more effective), if you are so inclined, to write the preamble yourself.

Obviously, (and unfortunately!) what happens in the US does have considerable potential for negative impact on you and the rest of the world. But you "fureners" are not allowed to participate in the political system over here, IE your favorite US political movement or candidate cannot accept money from OS. But a non-profit such as mine is allowed to.

And if/when this litigation succeeds, then it might dramatically impact the current media-as-mouthpiece of government relationships.  (The media is supposed to be the "watchdog of the government" over here.)  There are about 50 people over here who occasionally give various fairly small donations but we need more to pay decent lawyers.  (Yes, 100%, all donations go to those guys in the black capes. )

(The attached letter currently being sent out gives a little more background.)

The media itself is a weapon of mass distraction (as many wits have observed) and therefore destruction too.  The US is like a very big imbecile with dangerous weapons - not evil, just dumbed down by a very manipulated corporate media.

I will be over there this year in September, if your interested in having a beer and a chat,

Regards and best wishes for 2004,

Graeme

Michael Kells - 8 Oct 2003 11:08:26 -0000

Date: 8 Oct 2003 11:08:26 -0000
To: Stephen Gard
Subject: Thanks from an old STHS comrade
From: ""
X-Originating-IP: 203.220.136.132

Stephen,

Hi.

Thanks again for your email and update on the Class of '69 and thanks for your
continued diligence at passing on information - it is MUCH APPRECIATED! Thank
you also for you 'sick' sense of humour, I love it!

I am more than happy with living where I have for 30 years but lament that I
have missed the experience of ongoing face to face contact with those who
where part of a very significant part of my life - that is, the 6 years spent
at STHS.

Please continue to keep me posted on a possible furure reunion, I would love
to be there.

I  hope that you can follow the following experience:

My mother (who is still alive) was engaged to a fellow before she met my
father. My father died 23 years ago. A decade ago, her original fiance
contacted her on her birthday and the old friendship blossomed for a few years
until he died. His wife and daughter had pre-deceased him. My mother commented
that "Time had not been kind in the looks department but that the old
friendship was still there". I and my family made the effort to get to know
the fellow and benefited from the experience. I look forward to catching up
with some of my cohorts in the future.

Boomalacka, boomalacka, bow wow wow.
Chingalacka, chingalacka, chow chow chow.
Boomalacka, chingalacka, who are we?
STHS can'y see?
YAAAHHH! (Not sure about the last line - ago does weary them!).

Bye for now.

Michael kells

From Paul Feldman - Fri, 6 Jun 2003

-----Original Message-----
From: Stephen Gard [mailto:stephen@stephengard.com.au]
Sent: Thursday, June 05, 2003 7:47 AM
To: Paul Feldman
Subject: Re: STHS Staff Anecdotes

Paul

Thank you for your delightful letter!

How much of it will you permit me to add to the web-site?

I am also delighted that someone else studied so closely those odd-balls who attempted to teach us. One of the reasons I left teaching twenty years ago was the absence of eccentrics, characters who were also scholars, in classrooms. They are now all lower-middle brow bores who play squash and talk about the footie, and the men are even worse (snob? me?). I blame Whitlam for opening the flood-gates to the academy, but then, I wouldn't have my degree if he hadn't done so. I've since denounced Hawke for the HECS I've had to pay, and Howard for his mealy-mouthed abolition of post-grad scholarships - he removed the fees, but also the living allowance. It's just as well my wife is willing to support me while I pursue yet another boutique degree.

Thanks also for adding names like 'Scrag' to the list, and other vital data like the lyricist of 'Sumpter, Sumpter'. Who coined 'Bing Must Go?' Its echoes of 'King Must Go' (headline at the time of the abdication of Edward VII, methinks) could only have occurred to a scholar, some reviled academic snob.

What have you authored since, wordfish?

Stephen Gard

From: "Paul Feldman"
To: "Stephen Gard"
Subject: RE: STHS Staff Anecdotes
Date: Fri, 6 Jun 2003 21:37:14 +1000

Stephen

Do feel free to add as much as you like to your website.

I am fairly sure it was Geoff Kerr of my year who ran the Bing Must Go campaign, perhaps in collusion with his friend John Waite. Geoff not only had the requisite morbid fascination with Bing, I think he also had a father who owned a printing factory - remember all those stickers that appeared around the school? I often wonder what happened to Geoff - he was a talented writer. If you have the journals, take a look at his short story from 1968. He was also responsible for the placement of a toilet pedestal on top of the entrance to the auditorium on the last day of Sixth form in 1968. Immediately underneath was a banner with the line from 'All along the Watchtower': 'There are many here among us who think that life is but a joke'.

I last saw Geoff Kerr in 1970 - he'd just come out of gaol for possession of heroin. Those were the good old days when they gaoled people for being addicts. He had that in common with Bruce Searle, who was in the year ahead of mine. Searle survived to become an artist of some endeavour, but is etched in collective memory for adapting the STHS School Pledge into 'I'm on with my God, I serve our queens, I salute the fags' which continued on into (what else?) 'God save our gracious queens....'.

Bing was responsible for the only corporal punishment I ever received in high school - he belted me quite hard on the head with a copy of 'On Course Mathematics' one day in Fourth Form, for not responding to some command. Through the swirls of stars, I remember being quite impressed with the man's casual adaptation of the object he happened to have in his hand into an instrument of physical punishment. Another memory I have of him is his obsession with people banging the seat in front of them when they brought their hands down from their hearts after completing the School Pledge during the weekly assembly. One day he had about twenty of the more junior teachers deployed in the aisles of the auditorium to spot offenders. But perhaps the darkest insight into the man's character was provided on the day he addressed the assembled school in the main quadrangle, delivered a homily on misbehaviour during Scripture class, and [I swear this is true] then asked if 'any boys of the Jewish faith would line up at the bottom of the quadrangle, down near the incinerator...' (faint smile...).

John Hamilton of my year was the son of a teacher who had taught at James Cook High when Bing was Maths master there. His father told him how one day a dog entered the Maths staffroom. One of the teachers said to the dog 'Go on, make yourself useful - go and piss on George's chair' - which the dog promptly did. The dog then left the room. A minute or so later, Bing came in and sat on the chair. At that moment, the dog howled outside the window, and the room convulsed in laughter.

My attitude to modern school education has thawed significantly over the last 6 or 7 years, largely as a result of my older daughter's experience at one of the ACT's secondary colleges, and my younger daughter's progress at primary school. Both of them benefited from an imaginative curriculum, and dedicated teachers (though none who could really be compared with ours).

I'd love to say that I've written heaps of creative stuff, but unfortunately just about the only writing I have done since leaving school has been in the course of my work in the National Archives of Australia, part of the Commonwealth Public Service: memoranda (in the days when people still wrote them), policy papers and procedures. Lots of passive voice, very formulaic, heavy on the abstractions and buzzwords. Still it's paid my way through two marriages, three children and five mortgages.

That said, I have a very long period of leave beginning next month, and would certainly like to trick myself into a bit of creative writing. It will have to be a sidelong approach, to catch the inner censor off guard. My newfound interest in cooking will help, maybe also setting my ten thumbs to work on learning keyboards. Perhaps the most reliable stimulus though, is the zany banter I get into with my twelve year old. I'm reminded she's my daughter when she writes a story for school that features spider children  called Thomas and Eloise.

I'm sure I have some more anecdotes about STHS teachers from those years. When I go on leave I will work on them and send them through to you.

A few things while I think of them though.

Thing one: There was a character called Kelver Hartley who taught French part time at Sydney University in the early 1950’s. Hartley was another highly disciplined eccentric who went on to become Professor of French at Newcastle Uni. He was amongst other things a dedicated fascist who had taken part in the Action Francaise riots in Paris in the 1930’s - you can read the truly bizarre story of his life and death at www.edoz.com.au/educationaustralia/viewp/view.html  He also wrote science fiction. The point is, that Peter Rennie would have been doing his degree at Sydney Uni at the same time as Hartley was teaching there. A role model, perhaps...?

Thing two (and maybe you know this): Frannie Dransfield, who features in your STHS web page, was the sister of the late great Michael Dransfield, who (degrees of separation) was a friend of Richard Hopkinson.

Thing three: Reg Byrne, the rebel teacher from 66-68, was one of the youngest members of the fabled Sydney Push. He was a disciple of the push leader Darcy Waters, and a sometime bedmate of Germaine Greer, who apparently rated him highly. He appears in at least one of Frank Moorhouse's short stories as Reg the Punter, who frequents the Balmain laundromat.

I'll get back to you shortly, but in the meantime, may you continue to enjoy your boutique university course, and of course your understanding wife.


Paul

From Paul Feldman - Wed, 4 Jun 2003

Gday Stephen

I think my last memory of you was your electric guitar work at the school dance in 68.

Chanced across your website today when I did a Google Search on the name of Peter Rennie, who taught me French at STHS between 64 and 67. I was just wondering how he finished up and having had freakish success with Google searches on other blasts from the past, just typed in the name.

You are right, the man was a very good teacher - a highly disciplined eccentric of the sort you don't find too often these days. I don't think he used green hair cream though, I think he naturally exuded green sweat. One day he lifted his arms and the armpits of his white shirt were soaked with green stains. The other things I remember about his appearance were the black hairs dripping off his fingers, and the way he sometimes ate peppermint lifesavers and then spattered fragments of the things when he articulated French to the class.

It was a pleasure to encounter your STHS web pages, if only to confirm that I am not the only weirdo carrying all those people around in my head, 35 years later.

But now to the serious business: it was I who came up with the immortal lines 'Sumpter, Sumpter, a virgin til they jumped her...'. The place was Hill End, but the year was in fact 1965. I suggested the line to a group of about half a dozen kids. I was too chicken to sing it myself, so a big ox of a kid called Keith West sang it. The amazing thing was that all the teachers who were present laughed and sang it - Fin Cook, Bert Edmonds ('Scrag'), Chris Ellis, Brian Hodge and Allen Whitehurst. However Hodge punished the group of us by making us do the washing up. The other memorable things about that Hill End excursion as far as I was concerned were Norman Becker dragging the School Captain (a bazza mackenzie lookalike called John Coleman) into the river at Sofala, Bob Booth bitching openly to us about a range of other teachers and Fin Cook saying to Booth ' What does Pete Rennie ever do for the school except get here at ten to nine and leave at five past three?' to which my reply, from the safe distance of 38 years, is 'Well Fin, for one thing, he could actually teach French!'

Congrats on the website

Paul Feldman
(a reviled academic snob and pretentious debator, also contributor to the School Journal 63-67)

In the matter of Ian Bosler - Fri, 11 Apr 2003

and good to hear from you, too. Buddy; I hope you've had time to visit the STHS 1969 website, where a power of horrifying memories may bend your mind, or alternatively, leave you puzzled.

Everything you needed to know, and probably much you didn't wish to, about me, is on my website. I look forward to hearing about Bosler Graphics, and what ever happened to that Ford Anglia you drove over to Oatley to show off to me, around 1969 - or was it an Isuzu Bellet?

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Hi again, I'll sit down next week and pen a few things.

Had a quick look at the website and looks good. Web design is not in our
forte as yet. We must sit down to investigate. As to the car, I think at
that time I had either a Triumph Herald convertable, Morris Minor (+MGB
motor etc) an FX Holden or a Morris 1500. All those car were about that
time. I haven't played the guitar since those days, I had trouble then, let
alone now! And the Guineau Pigs, well, now we're older, they'd make a great
food source.

Speak to you soon,

Ian Bosler

In the Matter of John Edwards - January 2003

Stephen,
     Did you know or did not want to know a John Edwards and a Greig Thomson?
(Class photo included)
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Robert Ryan

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If it's the John Edwards I'm thinking of, yes. I did want to know him. A droll and dead-pan fellow indeed. Is this not John seated here behind the tiny  chalkboard, the amiable lad on the right, in the play-suit?

Greig who? Mists of time obscure my vision...

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Stephen,
     I think it is the same fellow. John was involved
in the infamous Kogarah Council Library case where he
and others were presecuted by a group of real
"witches".
      John his family and Mother still live in Hurstville.

John remembers you playing guitar at the above
establishment.  He asks did you get your Doctorate in
Applied Mathematics?
(This alludes to the fact that Gard and Edwards competed to get the lowest mark in Third Form maths. Gard won, with 13%)

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